4.Aging Orange
I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was
almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But
you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite
bitter - as sales dropped like flies - No one likes these dumb
songs - of racing cars and spies - Maybe it's my ape drape - or
hippies in my band - But now we only tour in Arizona - or Japan
- So after much thought - and a panel of experts - I came up
with a brilliant little plan - I'll take out my frustrations -
on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands - Cuz I invented
socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no
one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is
cursed？ - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of
first - Back in Ancient Egypt - many Pharaohs went to jail - for
misappropriation - of my Phrigian scale - I said listen to
Tutankhamen - you're driving me insane - it's obvious those
bellies - are all dancing to Bloodstains - I figured out you owe
me - and please try not to laugh - but every time I hear it - I
get one more golden calf - So I've bitten off - a sizable chunk
- of the hands of the people - with the food - Now I'm confined
to the pages of Flipside - a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year
old dudes - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made
up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead
horse - with a career that is cursed？ - I'll just sue for
royalties - on things I thought of first - Palm Palm! - Palm
Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! - Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! -
Poodle Head!
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